Well, today is a big day. No more drugged midget transvestite hooker orgies. No more Sake Bombs from the teats of legal teenaged orphans. No more late night ball flicking contests with fellow drunkard barflies. No more streaking Congo lines outside at the Disneyland Parking Lot. No, I kid of course. All that stuff will still go on. But now I'll have a new wife to partake in the festivities.